Breckin Meyer Jon Arbuckle Jennifer Love Hewitt Liz Billy Connolly Dargis Bill Murray Garfield (voice) Tim Curry Prince (voice) Ian Abercrombie Smithee Roger Rees Mr. Hobbs Lucy Davis Abby Lena Cardwell Teenage Tourist Veronica Alicino Veterinary Assistant Jane Carr Mrs. Whitney Oliver Muirhead Mr. Greene JB Blanc Hotel Porter Vernee Watson-Johnson Tourist #2 Russell Milton Bobby Ben Falcone American Tourist Bryce Lenon Police Sergeant Judi Shekoni Tour Guide Melanie Tolbert Waitress David Kallaway Darts Guy Roscoe Lee Browne Narrator Greg Ellis Nigel (voice) Bob Hoskins Winston (voice) Sharon Osbourne Christophe (voice) Joe Pasquale I - Claudius (voice) Jane Leeves Eenie (voice) Jane Horrocks Meenie (voice) Richard E. Grant Preston (voice) Vinnie Jones Rommel (voice) Rhys Ifans McBunny (voice) Jim Piddock Bolero (voice) Neil Dickson Additional Voice Cast (voice) Robin Atkin Downes Additional Voice Cast (voice) Paula J. Newman Additional Voice Cast (voice)